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Amazoff Merch Lab

Amazoff Tee (Concept Drop)

Premium organic hypothetical cotton. Designed for checkout maximalists and confirmation email collectors. Sign up to get first dibs when we go from fiction to fabric.

Limited runScreen printed smugnessShips with vibes
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Amazoff tee mockup

Why you want this

  • Printed with an invisible QR code that links directly to your latest confirmation email.
  • Inside tag features the full Leadership Principles in 4pt type (bring a magnifying glass).
  • Includes one imaginary sticker pack and up to three smug nods from strangers.

We’ll only produce the batch if enough legends raise their hands. No charge today—just vibes and first access.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Quips)

Is this real?
Define real. You’ll get an email if we actually print them, and emotional support regardless.
Do I need Brime+?
No, but Brime+ subscribers get priority in the imaginary checkout line.
Can I order more than one?
Yes, once the preorder opens. For now, join the waitlist once per inbox, share smugly everywhere.